Move over pet rocks...
here is something fattier... My
Pet Fat. The idea is that you tote this chunk of faux fat about with you
to remind you that "A moment on the lips, a grueling, arduous, lifetime
on the hips."

While a glob of fat sitting at your table may keep you from eating the bacon
cheeseburger, it will probably upset the appetites of everyone else around you
too. I think if I had a Pet Fat, Pet Fat would have a little accident and get
backed over by Mr. Volkswagen.