Tuesday, November 21, 2000

It's a Bug!

My moon land deed was all that I had hoped for. But when my Bug Birth Certificate came in the mail yesterday, I was a little disappointed.

There is good information... my bug weighs 2,825 lbs and 10 oz. and is 161 1/4 inches long. The graphics on the other hand, leave something to be desired.

And the name? Lightning! Get it?! Lightning Bug! But they spelled it wrong! They spelled it "Lightening".

I think I will have to make a new Certificate myself.

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