A
rose cookie by any other name...

When did the name of Hydrox cookies change to Droxies?
Not that I blame them. Why would you eat a Hydrox when you can eat an Oreo?
The word "Hydrox" does not sound like a tasty snack. It sounds like
a medicine. Or something poisonous, like Clorox. Is there Alpha Hydrox in it?
If I rub one on my face will it make my face feel soft and smooth?

They claim this
is why they named them Hydrox.

I feel the same way about Ovaltine.
Would you rather have Nestles Quik or Ovaltine? When I was little I thought
"Ovaltine" was some sort of digestive aid like Metamucil. It sounds
like "Listerine".