Thursday, January 24, 2002

Peanut Butter Singles

Today at lunch Tina (as she often inform us of new and clever products) told us about peanut butter slices. Joel immediately sh*tcanned it. (If it had been around when he was born, like marshmallow in a jar, which is also unusual, he wouldn't think anything of it, I swear... cheese has different consistancies... why can't peanut butter? )

P.B. Slice's are slices of peanut butter wrapped in plastic like the Kraft Cheese Singles. Apparently there is Jelly too, but I didn't find any info on those. What's next? Mustard and Ketchup slices? Oooooo Marshmallow fluff slices! Yeah! Or maybe Pudding Skin Singles like George Costanza always wanted!

Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. Will the slices stick to the roof of your mouth?

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