Friday, January 19, 2001

Doughnut SOS

Seeing how much I love email and how much I love Krispy Kremes, "Panties in a Bunch" thoughtfully sent me an email about a special offer for Free Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. Well, I was all over that. In Vegas I made Aaron fill out a four page survey to get a coupon for a dozen free KK's. Then I read the fine print. (Offer good for Southern California residents only.)

How unfair! Southern California already has warm weather, Disney Land and the beach. What do they need doughnuts for? They need to fit into those string bikinis and speedos! Western New York has nothing but snow, ice and freezing rain. We NEED those free doughnuts to keep us warm at night. Give us the warm tasty doughnuts to sustain us through the blizzards. A few extra doughnuts won't be noticable under our layers of fleece and down!

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