It's
a Bug!

My moon
land deed was all that I had hoped for. But when my Bug
Birth Certificate came in the mail yesterday, I was a little disappointed.

There is good information... my bug weighs 2,825 lbs and 10 oz. and is 161
1/4 inches long. The graphics on the other hand, leave something to be desired.

And the name? Lightning! Get it?! Lightning Bug! But they spelled
it wrong! They spelled it "Lightening".

I think I will have to make a new Certificate myself.