Sticky
Situation

So 3M makes these new Super
Sticky Post It Notes. They "hold stronger, and longer!" Ummm,
why didn't they just make the regular Post It Notes stickier? Who goes to the
store looking for "Not So Very Sticky Notes"? "Mmmm... I really
need a post it that has sort of weak sticking power and ahhh... you know, lasts
only a short period of time. None of this super sticky stuff. Yeah, my messages
need to fall off prematurely." Will anyone buy the plain ol' might- barely-
stick- until- you- get- out- of- the- room post it notes anymore?