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Hostage Situation

Clearly, a weird sense of humour runs in my family. I had the following coorespondence with Emily.( Keep in mind, while she likes it when I come home for visits, what she lives for is when I leave and forget stuff at my parents house. Perfume in the bathroom or socks in the dryer, forgotten items are confiscated and hustled away to her room.)

Subject:Finders keepers, Losers weepers!
Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 14:22:01 -0500
From: Emily
To: Jenny
Jenny,
Guess what you left behind!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha
Emily

Subject: Re: Finders keepers, Losers weepers!
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2001 09:26:26 -0500
From: Jenny
To: Emily
References: 1
What?!!!!!

Subject: Hostage
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2001 13:48:47 -0500
From: Emily
To: Jenny
Jenny,
THIS!!
Emily

****(It's a piglet pen. And apparently it wrote a note for help.)

Subject: Re:Hostage
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2001 13:55:53 -0500
From: Jenny
To: Emily
References: 1
Emily,
Is my pen getting food and water?
Jenny

Subject: Think "Brokedown Palace"
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2001 14:54:17 -0500
From: Emily
To: Jenny
Jenny,,
At least once a day, your pen gets the crust of a piece of bread and water melted from the snow outside.
Emily

****At this point I ceased all negotiations with the kidnapper.