That's really sweet, in a cruel, condescending sort of way. :)
Haha that's like one of my favorite song quotes.
So 50cent is following you around??
It would totally make my day if someone left a note like that on my car!!!
Clearly he/she really loves you. I should know, I WAS that fat kid.Seriously though, it's probably just a prank. Secret admirers don't leave flowery notes; they lurk behind your shrubs with duct-tape and night-vision binoculars.
I hope you're going to submit it to Found Magazine. :-) I'm always jealous when other people find these sorts of notes.